Queen Of The Spazzes

May 26

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

May 26



Star Trek XII: Chekov Develops An Ulcer

Star Trek XII: Chekov Develops An Ulcer

May 26

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

May 26

broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

May 26

“The Moody Couch”

I WANT THIS.

May 26

latch-ed:

delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

image

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

So am I ugly or no?

May 26

221baker-street:

badgermoles:

alysanne:

sometimes I think about my own character development

#it’s shit someone should fire my writers

May 26

directionerlerm:

HELL IS EMPTY AND ALL THE DEVILS ARE HERE

I NEED TO TRY THESE

May 26
carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

the-rosy-doctor:

fictionalfix:

groovytimeladyinspace:

 #I can just imagine a conversation going #MOM! #WHAT?!#WHERE DID YOU PUT THE JOHN GREEN NOVELS? #THEY’RE SOMEWHERE IN MAINE #NO I CHECKED MAINE. THEY’RE NOT IN MAINE #WELL MAYBE VERMONT#IT WAS SOME NEW ENGLAND STATE #and I’d end up finding them somewhere in Nevada or something

This bookshelf of only 48 states leaves me…
looking for Alaska

Looks like this country is full of…
Paper Towns

get the fuck out of here you clever little shits
May 26

Happy Birthday, Sir Ian ♥ Born May 25, 1939.

“Try and understand what part you have to play in the world in which you live. There’s more to life than you know and it’s all happening out there. Discover what part you can play and then go for it.”